when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things